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Will You Marry Me, Melbourne? funny T-shirt

I want this T-shirt: Kids T-shirt | Baby T-shirt | Men's T-shirt | Women's T-shirt

Keep Melbourne awful..? Yeah, nah.

Signature vibes born from laneways and late nights - exported worldwide.

Looks made for trams, unpredictable weather, street coffee culture and unstoppable attitude. Global drop. Local soul.

If you love Melbourne, you live. If you're not loving, you're not living.

You're shopping sustainably

Like you, we're committed to a happy planet.

By optimising shipments and packaging, we help cut carbon emissions.

A marv you, a marv world.

How long does delivery/shipping take?

Orders are processed 24/7 and dispatched in most cases within 24 hours.

Allow eight to 14 days, often sooner - depending on your location and the size and type of item.

We deliver to 109 countries, with delighted customers who love shopping with us.

How much is delivery / shipping?

FREE standard shipping worldwide straight to your doorstep on all orders. No hidden fees, no stress. How marvellous is that?

Express Australia Post is available on many items at an additional cost for rushed delivery. Details and options are automatically shown at checkout.

Are there extra fees for orders to the USA / America and EU / European Union?

No extra fees on US & EU orders - taxes & duties included. FREE no-stress shipping.

Can I track my order?

Of course, every step of the way.

Track my order page

When your item is dispatched, you get a confirmation email and a tracking number.

Exceptional care is taken in ensuring your package gets to you ASAP.

Don't worry, we'll reach out if there are hiccups.

Can I return my item?

If something's wrong let us know, and we'll make it good to ensure you're 100 per cent satisfied.

We have a 30-day return policy.

Learn more: Returns and refunds

I'm in Sydney, can I shop on Keep Melbourne Marvellous webstore?

Melbourne still loves you, even if you're in Sydney and even if we poke fun nonstop at your "rusty coat hanger city".

Some rivalries are best kept alive, no?

By using Australia Post and logistics partners, parcels are delivered Australia-wide: to Parcel Lockers, PO Boxes and remote locations.

I'm a homesick expat, do you deliver outside Australia?

Shipping is FREE to 109 countries.

Your marvellous order is dispatched from a warehouse nearest to you for lightning-quick delivery, with delighted customers everywhere.

No extra fees on US & EU orders - taxes & duties included.

Why is a boomerang swapped for an exclamation mark in your logo?

A new web-friendly logo, now with more marv vibes.

Keep Melbourne Marvellous Shop logo refresh

Foundation "Hoddle Grid" logo, below, as seen on bumper stickers and everywhere else. Someone reported a sticker on Sydney Harbour Bridge, LOL.

Keep Melbourne Marvellous! logo showing the Hoddle Grid

It reflects Melbourne's proud and rich Indigenous heritage, respecting the five Kulin Nation groups as Traditional Owners of country and waters.

Melbourne city's signature Hoddle Grid street layout and iconic graffiti lanes are reflected by the rectangular block.

The colour gradient defines our city's bursting energy, restless creativity, youthfulness and exciting unpredictability.

Learn more about the logo at KeepMelbourneMarvellous.com.au

Where's the best place for smashed avocado on toast?

LOL, we get that a lot.

Try your local cafe or brunch spot. In true adventurous Melbourne style try someplace new.

Melbourne's the smashed-avo capital of the world.

If you can't see on your left or right a cool Insta-worthy cafe serving all-day brekkie, you're standing outside one.

Hand over the smashed avo on toast and no one gets hurt women's funny T-shirt

I want this funny Smashed Avocado T-shirt: Women's T-shirt | Men's T-shirt

Contact us

Email: hello@keepmelbournemarvellous.com.au

Australia phone: 0419 505 578

International: + 61 419 505 578