"It's Us Against Teenagers" Funny Toddler Baby T-shirt

This toddler Tee is a tiny battle uniform for the smallest agent of chaos you've ever loved.

Built for mini humans who wake up screaming, negotiate like warlords, and possess the raw, unfiltered energy of a caffeinated possum.

This delivers maximum comfort, maximum durability, and maximum "my child is a menace and I support them."

Perfect for daycare domination, playground diplomacy, and public tantrums executed with style.

Enough attitude to frighten teens and adults at the supermarket. Dress your toddler like the tiny overlord they are.

• Regular fit, crew neck.
• Mid-weight, 190 GSM, 30-singles.
• 100% cotton rib (marles 15% polyester).
• Pre-shrunk to minimise shrinkage

How to Measure:

• Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
• Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
• Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.