Bottle Beer Opener Baseball Cap

Crack cold ones, look sharp doing it.

There's nothing like it.

Scenario #1
Everyone: "Who brought the bottle opener?"
You: slowly turns head, adjusts brim, cracks bottle with your hat "I am the opener."

Scenario #2
People staring at bottles like they’re ancient puzzles.
Someone trying to open one with a countertop.
Someone else Googling "how to open beer with a spoon."
Chaos. Pure chaos.

Metal slide strap buckle, cotton / polyester.