I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Funny T-shirt Australian Beer Lovers

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This is the T‑shirt for anyone who's ever said “I only drink beer three days a week” while actively holding a pint.

Crafted for Melbourne's finest laneway drinkers, pub philosophers and Brunswick‑adjacent beer scholars, this tee proudly celebrates the holy trinity of hydration:

Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow.

(Science can't explain it. Centrelink won't question it.)

Printed on a premium cotton canvas that pairs beautifully with: